The listing agent would like to verbally dictate the entire resume.
There are three things you need in your postcards- MEMEs, PUPPIES, & SEX.
Siri, turn on the living room light. Siri, play Metallica. Siri, buy my house!
Funny postcards gain more attention and draw attention to your strengths.
You've got it all under control. You have good credit, you have a great job and now you're even getting your first house! What goes better with a new home than a new car? NOTHING.